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oohh… but this is funny!

In The Main Beef on 21/10/2007 at 22:43

Just a little funny that I saw today… on one of our milk cartons, a new style of milk from cows hanging out in nature, versus living solely in a barn:

Dansk mælk fra køer på græs… translated: Danish milk from cows on grass… hehehehe… all I can think of when I read that is a couple of laid back stoner cows, hanging out in the field, watching the clouds make funky shapes in the sky, looking for something to munch on, maybe passing a cow-sized bong back and forth. hehehehe… I’m sorry, but really now, that is funny! Imagine the conversation:

Cow 1: Hey dude, like mooo…
Cow 2: Hey… s’up? Pass the munchies…
Cow 1: K dude, just a sec, I’m watching the clouds…
(Cow 1 watches clouds for a bit)
Cow 2: Cool…
(Cow 2 watches clouds)

I’m wondering if maybe they picked up some California cows, ‘cuz I’m hearing that conversation in Danish, with a Cali accent. Maybe some of that ‘grass’ got into the milk? lol…

*Disclaimer: This in no way is meant to impugn the reputation of Danish cows, or their handlers, or to imply that Danish cows or California cows have access to the ‘wacky tobaccy’ that also goes by the name of grass. Though I imagine, with the right connections in the barnyard, they could probably get some. I’ve heard that the roosters are generally known to be holding, at least at the beginning of the month. Otherwise it’s the sheep, though they have to be careful around shearing time. The goats are best avoided, they’re into a bit more hardcore things, and dislike random inquiries. 😀

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